RoomRoast
AI interior brutality

Your room asked for this roast.

Upload a room photo. Get a brutally funny, share-ready AI roast—and a one-tap shopping list that can actually fix the damage.

Roast my roomSee how it works

Start free · No design skill · You control what gets shared

Roast preview

“This corner has the emotional range of an airport charging station.”

The RoomRoast promise

Funny first. Useful immediately after.

No fake expertise theater

Clear feedback in normal language, without a mood-board interrogation.

Private until you share

Your roast belongs to you. Download it, send it, or keep the evidence buried.

From photo to plot twist

Three taps between denial and a better room.

Every result is built to entertain, travel through the group chat, and leave you with something concrete to do next.

  1. 01

    Upload the evidence

    Drop in a photo of your bedroom, living room, kitchen, or suspiciously empty corner. No quiz and no design vocabulary required.

  2. 02

    Choose your damage

    Pick a roast voice that fits the group chat. RoomRoast turns what it sees into sharp, screenshot-ready commentary.

  3. 03

    Fix what got cooked

    Get a practical shopping list tied to the actual problems in the room, so the joke ends with a better space.

Built for the repost

One room. A roast card, a reaction, and a real rescue plan.

Export clean, screenshot-ready results for feeds and chats, then jump straight into matched decor and furniture picks.

1 tap

to share the damage

0 skill

needed to improve it

Pick your burn level

Free to flinch. Pro to keep going.

Start with a real roast, then upgrade when every room—and every friend—needs an intervention.

Free

$0forever

For testing whether your room can take a joke.

  • 3 room roasts each month
  • Core roast voice
  • Shareable image cards
  • Curated fix-it list
Get roasted free
Full damage

RoomRoast Pro

$9/ month

For creators, serial redecorators, and friends with too much confidence.

Unlimited room roasts
Premium and trending voices
Video-ready share exports
Expanded product matches
Roast score and streaks
Friend and reaction formats
Start with a free roast

Before you upload

Fair questions. Brutally clear answers.

Your blank wall has had it too easy

Upload the room. We’ll handle the intervention.

Get the laugh, share the receipt, and leave with a smarter way to pull the space together.

Roast my room free